Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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