She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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