I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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