we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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