in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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