one might say we're banned from that church
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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