Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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I still love the story about the time John Stamos' mom took an Ambien, woke up in the middle of the night and shaved the cat, then went back to sleep. That's not a euphemism-she shaved her pet cat.
Side effects of Ambien include constipation, headaches, high blood pressure, and expressing your innermost desires.
Some of my best shame has transpired on ambien:)
Who said they aren't taking responsibility? It's what happened. The good, ugly, and bad. Your filter is clogged
What did people come up with to explain severe douchebag behaviour before drugs made everything not their fault? Oh, I ran somebody over? the booze made me do it. Oh, I "accidentally" shoved my penis into some girl's mouth at a party? The ecstacy made me do it. Oh, I spent hours photoshopping a friend into creepy molestation pictures? Damn you, Ambien! There's no personal responsibility any more!