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  • I still love the story about the time John Stamos' mom took an Ambien, woke up in the middle of the night and shaved the cat, then went back to sleep. That's not a euphemism-she shaved her pet cat.

    Submitted by security24 on Jun 14, 13 at 1:46pm
  • Side effects of Ambien include constipation, headaches, high blood pressure, and expressing your innermost desires.

    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Jun 13, 13 at 3:34pm
  • Some of my best shame has transpired on ambien:)

    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jun 13, 13 at 9:46pm
  • Who said they aren't taking responsibility? It's what happened. The good, ugly, and bad. Your filter is clogged

    Submitted by mcel0052silver45 on Jun 15, 13 at 7:31am
  • What did people come up with to explain severe douchebag behaviour before drugs made everything not their fault? Oh, I ran somebody over? the booze made me do it. Oh, I "accidentally" shoved my penis into some girl's mouth at a party? The ecstacy made me do it. Oh, I spent hours photoshopping a friend into creepy molestation pictures? Damn you, Ambien! There's no personal responsibility any more!

    Submitted by technoir on Jun 14, 13 at 7:58am