Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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