girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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