He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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