Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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