ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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