I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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