Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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