please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
tell me about the fingering
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