You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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