Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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