She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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