is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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