Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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