I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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