I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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