I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think I won the penis lottery.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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