Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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