I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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I've told this to people since the 90's: Don't be surprised if you find your stuff missing after you throw a party. Keep the cheap stuff out, but hide the valuables. And, yes, people will check out the bedrooms.
You're a mean bitch, Ms Grinch