that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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