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  • Go to place with self checkout and pay with cash no trail

    Submitted by H0tplaces on Apr 7, 12 at 12:39pm
  • Shoulda bought a belt, a spoon, diabetic syringes, handle of vodka, and then the pregnancy test.

    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Apr 8, 12 at 11:38am
  • I'm sure it didn't, cashier just didn't have a fuck to give.

    Submitted by babuushka on Apr 8, 12 at 12:02pm
  • it didn't actually, the cashier just pretended not to notice...

    Submitted by heydar on Apr 8, 12 at 10:54am
  • Most decorate eggs, one detects fertilized eggs!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 10, 12 at 4:43am
  • Nancy Drew, is that you?!?

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 7, 12 at 1:38pm
  • went to the store and bought nothing but a pregnancy test and a gallon of water. Negative. Oh happy Easter to me!

    Submitted by angiepangie1908 on Apr 8, 12 at 3:11am
  • Who are you trying to hide this from? The clerk might judge you but SFW....

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 7, 12 at 11:40pm