Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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the mental image I get from this is priceless.
make it rain!
this is just pure fabulousness
It was actually real USA money becoming worthless as our moron politicians have the country default.
I'm rich bitch, but cried at the sight of paying.
"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love!"
Ballet on a budget bitch.
he thinks your a whore hence the crying...but he wants to buy you but is too poor..hence the monopoly money\n\nor maybe he just landed on your hotels on park place and boardwalk and hes payin whats owed
Clearly I poured myself a few too many drinks and I didn’t want you to remain poor
So, when I first read this I thought it said "Why DIDN'T you....." instead if "Why DID you....." I think my way is funnier!
make it rain trick! make it, make it rain trick!