it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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