I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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