Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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