Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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