found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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