i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Randomize
