Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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