Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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