People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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