Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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