halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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