I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The air taste purple.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize