I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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