Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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