Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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