I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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Sounds like someone else will be fucking the shit out of him in prison. Literally.
Is "Devine" intervention a new thing? Is it like divine intervention but with DEvo? Or from the DEvil?
Intervention, hosted by Devine.
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Count yourself lucky. Crazy is bad enough, but a criminal will eventually steal from you...and if he doesn't, his friends will.
Obviously somebody beat you to it if he thought he could use a stolen credit card like that...
Just cashed in all your karma points.
Bummer. Just five minutes sooner and his night would have been fantastic rather than super shitty... But he still might be getting some action tonight... It just won't be the kind he wants.