While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
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How about random sex while watching the Colbert Report?
At least if the sex sucks, you've got something to keep you from being bored.
im glad im not the only one who eats ramen while naked in bed watching tv
Colbert Report over random sex, there are too many ugly women in the world for me to risk random sex. not to mention disease.
How does one chop with a fork?
ahahahah GABBY omg you poor thing i don't want to die and i want my crush to ask me out so i guess i should post this on every message board i see
I'd take watching the Colbert Report over the random sex any day.
you sound hot. bring a friend?
hahahahahahaha 6:22. you are my hero.
haha @ 6:26..i was thinkin the same thing!!!
Note to self: Remove from premises all rusty/metal forks and replace with plastic sporks.
I'd take the random sex over watching the Colbert Report anyday :)
This is true. My buddy and his wife didn't have cable for 1 year and some change. They now have a 6 month old daughter and they always blame it on basic cable.
Ramen noodles are the shiz nit
Since you already started reading you cant stop. My name is Gabby. I have black hair, and green eyes. Iam 13. I was abused my whole life. I have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them of with a rusty fork. I am dead. I will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty fork unless you repost this on 5 pages. THIS IS NO JOKE!!!! If you do, something good will happen to you within 13 days. If you don't believe this, just wait and see
there are gonna be a lot of dead motherfuckers in the world in 13 days.
good stuff 703
Naked lounging, ramen and colbert, I think i'm in love.
lmao @ 10:18
i believe i just found my soul mate.