Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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