youre lurking in front of me
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
well most of my day revolves around power hour
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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