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  • 55 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    This really isn't funny. Seriously if you have a lunch allowance maybe you should be spending it on condoms. Or maybe you should have listened to what they teach in school. Obviously you didn't do either. Good luck in life too bad my tax dollars will be supporting yet another child even though I have none because I'm responsible.

    • 17 31
      Submitted by JewHater on Jun 29, 10 at 3:09am

      maybe you shouldnt judge people that like to party, bro.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:32pm

    It works by covering up the opening to the uterus, and restricting the ability for sperm to enter and gain access to a viable ovum. It works better if you use a spermicide jelly.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:28pm

    Thank you 1:10. Sweetheart you're fine our savior will gladly use my tax dollars to abort your kid. And this text isn't nearly funny enough to be on this site

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    nobody really likes jeff, i think

  • 33 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:26pm

    We don't know the OP didn't use birth control. Hell, I'm around to type this because my mother got pregnant using a diaphragm, however that works.

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:31pm

    Lunch money??? How old are you

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:01am

    6:11, you're stupid if you think i was posting what i actually believed... instead of saying the lies sex ed told us

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:35pm

    Doesn't this site have a viewing age of 17 or older?how many 17 year olds have parents who give th money? This is a bit ridiculous

  • 35 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:53pm

    Happened to my best friend she's a girl, i'm her best guy friend she fucked missed her period I bought her the test she turned out negative and got her period two days later woo woo! :)

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:13am

    Hahahah.....indie the same shit!!...lol

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:36pm

    @1:10 she said counties, not countries,which would make her point valid- learn to read

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:06pm

    Maybe u tards read into these to much, just cause she has "lunch money" doesn't mean she's a kid. Could just be someone that budges there money. U

  • 36 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:55pm

    "hey, what's for lunch?!" "here, have this positive pregnancy test. I'll need a room and 9 months of no sex."

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:44pm

    Sex education anyone or are all of you girls and boys THAT stupid?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:07pm

    Good luck obtaining an abortion, little girl. Less than 10% of hospitals perform them now and less than 13% of counties have stand-alone clinics. Recent amendmets to the health care reform bill will restrict a poor woman's access to abortion even more. If you don't even have an extra ten or so dollars to buy a test and eat, you're poor enough to be negatively affected.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:55pm

    maybe you will have some time at recess to use it.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:02pm

    I'm buying lunch with my pregnancy money! What a co-inkey-dink!

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 4:40pm

    10:57 no one cares how slutty you were on high school shut the fuck up

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:56pm

    gimme a break! It's ridiculous that girls who need lunch money worry about pregnancy...

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:53pm

    Oh, shit! Where's mah popcorn? We gots ourselves a poly-ticks an' health-care fight, yee-haw!

  • 30 32
    Submitted by stephanie853 on Jul 6, 10 at 2:20pm

    Keepin it classy! I like it[: hahahahhah

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:03pm

    OH I get it! She thinks is sarcastically classy to buy a pregnancy test with the lunch money her parents gave her! WHAT A SLUT! - Jeff

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:37am

    Tfln has turned into "text random shit to ppl who may post it"...... This fucking sucks

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:48pm

    @1:10 do you undertand andything about the healthcare system? Clearly not becuase you claim "American has the best healthcare in the world" which is false by both popular opinion and world statistics. Hence the fact that the entire nations is awaiting a healthcare reform.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:05pm

    To be fair, 1:03, I assume some people don't know their birth control failed until much later.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:10pm

    @1:07 has done a lot of research. Too bad all of it was done while drunk, using the rejected pages from Wikipedia. First, who cares about other countries. This is America. America has the best health care in the world, and women are freer than anywhere else. Therefore, it is no problem to get an abortion in America. In fact, the Whitehouse is happy to make sure all your babies are aborted.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:07pm

    Oh, I get it. It's funny because buying a pregnancy test with lunch money implies that she is a whore and that it's not actually classy! --Jeff

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:11pm

    5:42, you're stupid. condoms fail 2% of the time. if it was 52% we would all be in deep shit

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:26am

    ive done the same shit lmao. i now have an 11 month old:)

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:04pm

    your from pg county, go figure. what a place.... NOT

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:09pm

    @ 2:08 Not if she keeps saving that lunch money!! She'll starve herself which will kill the kid, and if that doesn't work she'll have the money to get vacuumed!

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:01pm

    Geez... My first thought with all these girls having to get pregnancy tests is that all parties involved need to get an STD test as well! WTF!

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:11pm

    Why thanks 1:57 what can I say? If the government would allow people to teach children to be responsible instead of imagining that there isn't teenagers and or children having sex then maybe we could get something done. It's sad to me when they're starting as young as 3rd grade now!

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:57pm

    Statistics say she will miscarry anyway. God performs more abortions than anyone

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    Next time use your lunch money to buy a condom you dumbshit whore. WTF is wrong with this generation?

  • 24 33
    Submitted by himynameisnathan on Jul 19, 10 at 2:31am

    "Maybe you shouldn't judge people..." - JewHater

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:18pm

    been there, done that. nothing classier :) buying it is bad enough, but with the lunch money my mother gave me? it just felt wrong.

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:54pm

    Nobody gets pregnant in farmville. Everyone just moves here, starts farming, and posts texts and it's so great that we post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 5:42pm

    sex ed doesn't teach ANYTHING! they told us condoms fail 52% of the time and most kids were having sex with each other by the time school talked about it.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:22pm

    this had the potential to be funny, but you're in southern maryland and most likely a high schooler, neither of which make you classy.

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:57pm

    @1:53 (earlier one): MASSIVE LOL!

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:32pm

    how much is ur flipping lunch? lol pregnancy tests are goddamn expensive

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:52pm

    Charles Rutherford well punch you in the belly upon request!

  • 28 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:52pm

    Fuck me. That worked.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    Coat hangar is cheaper

  • 16 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:06pm

    @1:02, this is clearly a boy.

  • 19 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:57am

    This text was mine. From 11th grade. Yeah Montgomery county rich kids

  • 23 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:39pm

    .1:07, you might be right about your 10% of US hospitals statistics, but it's beside the point, because she's from Maryland.