i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
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anyone stop to think this could be a guy?
i'm a chick with a cunt and i talk about "boning" dudes... but then again i'm also not a literal prick.
do what he is probably doing, lie
"women can get laid without being whores just like dudes."
AMEN. fuck the ignorant dicks who perpetuate the dichotomy of being either a whore or a prude and nothing in between
say "that's nice, i love sleeping in my bed alone. leave"
Amazing.. Tell him I love boning you, it's so cool (it will help being from the 310) sounds kinda like a nomal 310 answer.. Oh yeah but make sure you whisper it in his ear so he can't say your face when you say it... classic.. haha
men on this board will fuck anything that moves and revel in it and brag about how much they despise the women they're fucking but heaven forbid a woman not be totally in love with someone she's boning or she's a whore!
Be truthful. Then get butt naked and make him squeal like a pig.
what the fuck?
it's funny. get over yourselves.
man, what is this? some fucking forum for the judgmental republican party anonymous? shut up you dumb fucks, women can get laid without being whores just like dudes.
Just because she's having sex with someone she isn't in love with doesn't make her a whore, you asshats. I'd suggest whispering "thank you" in his ear and considering it an invitation for round two. Distract him from the "love" bullshit by having great sex. Works everytime!
I don't think this has anything to do with women... i think this is about 2 men... unless its a chick with a dick which allows her to "bone" and another dude.
I suggest your most convincing "aww, thanks." You might want to tack a term of endearment on the end for effect [i.e. sweetie, baby, honey]
i think you should either say "cool" or "i love boning you."
This is funny! Take it easy kids. Stop being so damn serious about this.
Depends whether he says it before or after he gets a nut.
you should reply "i love being a whore"
lol that happens to me all the time!!! why cant guys understand the concept of fuck buddy!
Make the most of it.
tell him you like getting paid for sex and take his $$. whore.
Thanks really is a good answer. I've used it before. I was sleeping with co-worker of mine and I don't think he realized I woke up and he was justing kind of looking at me and smiling while I was in his bed and he whispered "I love you" so I rolled over and said "thank you". It wasn't awkward at all lol.
as for 1:56 - "post coitus" means after sex... sooo...
you're an idiot.
if your a broad you can't "bone" a dude with your cunt.
hes got the bone and does the boning
figure it out. and quit using irrelevant slang.