I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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