Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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