doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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