How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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