Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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