their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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