would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
